and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Two words: nipple clamps
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