ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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