OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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