I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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