Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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