I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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