so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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