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When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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