I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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