You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
zippers are such a cool invention
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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