I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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