she was so not down for the gang bang
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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