Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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