Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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