Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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