my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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