Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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