hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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