So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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