Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Let's paint friendship bongs
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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