I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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