You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Randomize
