It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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