i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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