Apparently you make a good broom.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I party with great urgency now.
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