i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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