don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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