So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize