in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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