Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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