Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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