ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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