If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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