It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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