Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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