Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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