I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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