I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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