Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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