Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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