You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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