She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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