I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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