The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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