i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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