TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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