Dual....:-)
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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