road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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