Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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