Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis