Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.