It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn