Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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