just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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