I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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