Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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