What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
vagina is talking i cant
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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