Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
It's just like the Real World with babies
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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