I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
